8. The traditionalist
This person has the Pantone Matching Sample chart with the UT orange with them at all times to make sure everybody has it right. The gray jerseys – and really anything other than the traditional ones – are an absolute abomination to this person.
They hate rap at Neyland Stadium, they want the Tennessee Walking Horses back at every game and don’t even get them started on Third Down For What? or any other third down song Tennessee does. UT should bring Majors, Fulmer or somebody in the Neyland family tree back to coach anyhow.