7. The exceedingly-drunk Vol
Remember UT’s win over Florida in 1998 when the kick went wide? How about Wilhoit’s redemptive kick in 2004? The big win over Georgia in 2015? The exceedingly drunk Vol fan certainly doesn’t. They may have seen replays or heard about them later, but you better believe they weren’t even in the stadium for them. They had tickets – good ones in fact. But 10 hours of pre-gaming left them passed out in the parking lot.
A few are lucky enough to make it into the stadium, but they are regularly escorted out, passed out, facing the wrong direction or miss most of the game throwing up.