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Louisiana Saturday Night by Alabama
First off, this song is by Alabama. So do the math. But second, Louisiana Saturday Night? Did I black out and wake up in a field of corn dogs next to a river of cheap bourbon? Is there a live tiger somewhere around here? Those boys in Baton Rouge might be declaring bankruptcy but do you think they’re using what’s left of their already extended credit to blare ROCKY TOP during practice?
DO YOU SEE ME EATING GRASS Jessica? DO YOU SEE ME BENDING OVER TO PICK GRASS AND THEN EATING IT? This is Tennessee, we are well funded! [Dave Hart pops out from behind Butch to give the camera a thumbs up before disappearing behind him again]
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