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(Somewhat) Conventional Region
Ah, yes, that time Al Gore (who invented the Internet) and Tipper Gore (who has thought of censoring everything thereupon) decided to make out in the middle of the Democratic National Convention. It only lasted a few seconds, yet for those few seconds, time stood still.
Time-halting awkwardness notwithstanding, Al’s technique is to be commended. Note the position of strength he establishes with the left hand firmly placed on the delicate shoulder of his betrothed.
Also, he seems to be simultaneously blowing and sucking — a varsity move to be certain. Were it not for Tipper’s hair, it’s safe to assume you’d be able to see the faint impression of Al’s tongue protruding from the spine-side of Tipper’s neck.
Tipper and Al face this calamity:
There are so many things wrong here that I’m genuinely unsure of where to begin. So I’ll save my assessment for later. Because, for better or worse, Dickie V. and Ashley move on, albeit barely. This thing went to OT, but ultimately, Al and Tipper proved to be a touch less awkward. They are married, after all, so their deal was more gross than anything else.
The stage is now set for the Final Four.
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