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Ew Region
People forget. Angelina wasn’t always the global-youth-ambassador / staunch humanitarian type she is now. She used to be married to Billy Bob Thornton, each running around with blood of the other in a vial around their respective necks. A perfect springboard, I suppose, for launching into the inevitable incestuously goth phase. Hence the time in 2000 when she pretty much made out with her effeminate brother all night long at the Oscars. Awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it, folks.
Angelina and her bro face another awkward award-show moment. That time Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie made out at the 1994 VMAs, presumably to prove their oft-questioned marriage was legitimate and not the sham people suspected. (VMAs. Where we go to get our awkward makeout on.)
Hell of a battle, but, in the end, Angelina and her equally translucent brother win out. They’ll face Madonna and Britney in the national semis.
Moving on to the…
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