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3. Gradulate
I know. Gradulate isn’t a word. But it totally should be. Like maybe we could start using that word when a fifth year college student earn’s the ol’ diploma. Gradulate. In fact, that’s totally what they should do. Have one graduation for the folks who get out in four years and have another separate service dedicated solely to the slack-asses that took five years or longer to get it done.
They could call it a Gradulation. And Kool and the Gang could sing about it.
Gradulation time, COME ON.
<low voice> Let’s gradulate.
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