10 Biggest Football Bloopers of the Year

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Gimme a break. It’s a bye week. I’m scrambling over here. Besides, if you can’t watch your favorite team play on Saturday, you may as well poke fun at the shortcomings of the others. It’s the American way. So let’s proceed to the 10 biggest football bloopers so far this year, in no particular order, starting with the…

1. LSU fans’ ill-fated make out session

Quick note: the audio on some of these Vines I’ve embedded adds a nice touch. Move your curser to the right-hand corner and click the speaker if you wanna hear the track that accompanies the loop. Okay, now, if you’re wondering why I put this one first, it’s because I wanted to start things off with a bang. Which one can only presume is exactly where this was headed. That’s a pretty aggressive make-out stance. Too aggressive. Note the placement of his left foot. It’s planted on the bleacher a few inches above his right. Yes, it permits a certain leverage, which, depending upon how administered, could reap very real dividends. But it’s also created the instability. (Well, that and all the bourbon.) Shout out to the homey to Casanova’s left whose buzz renders him unable to negotiate a simple pocket transaction. Clutch. The myth is that LSU fans smell like corn dogs, but it looks to me as if they smell like porn dogs. *record scratch*

Moving on.

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